Do you want to know??
It's very exciting!
But it isn't a Cartier Love Bracelet
and now that I'm thinking about it, I don't know why I don't have one, save the $4000 price tag.
It wasn't a troll doll
Or a Thomas Kincaid decorative plate
It wasn't a Goldendoodle
which was the dog I really wanted
No Dodge Viper (which I wouldn't want anyway; I'd rather have a station wagon)
And not a beret
I didn't get a poster for my Beiber fever (his hair is so dreamy! KIDDING!)
Or a shot glass from Planet Hollywood Name-Your-City
I DID get a migraine, but that sucks, so it doesn't count
No one gave me an AMC Pacer
or named a star after me
and I didn't get a Kindle (again, why not!)
BUT
I got INTERNET ACCESS!
If you doubt the exciting nature of this moment, you haven't gone without internet access for 6 months, trying to blog from your phone. I haven't figured out how to set up our wireless internet, but who cares!!! I'm on a computer, in my home, writing a post! With CABLE TV in the background. Please! My brain is melting out of my ear and my geek level just shyrocketed (especially after the Dr Who marathon I watched yesterday - the Twin Streams facility episode was beyond brilliant, and the cybermen were back! And - SPOILER ALERT - The Doctor IS MARRIED! Could little Time Lords be on the way?!)
Okay, I'm going to turn my geek level down a notch before I turn into Sheldon Cooper. So I have no more excuses for non-existant blog posts or not knowing what is happening on Dancing With the Stars (except that I don't watch it). Yay Internet! I love you!
It's very exciting!
But it isn't a Cartier Love Bracelet
and now that I'm thinking about it, I don't know why I don't have one, save the $4000 price tag.
It wasn't a troll doll
Or a Thomas Kincaid decorative plate
It wasn't a Goldendoodle
which was the dog I really wanted
No Dodge Viper (which I wouldn't want anyway; I'd rather have a station wagon)
And not a beret
I didn't get a poster for my Beiber fever (his hair is so dreamy! KIDDING!)
Or a shot glass from Planet Hollywood Name-Your-City
I DID get a migraine, but that sucks, so it doesn't count
No one gave me an AMC Pacer
or named a star after me
and I didn't get a Kindle (again, why not!)
BUT
I got INTERNET ACCESS!
If you doubt the exciting nature of this moment, you haven't gone without internet access for 6 months, trying to blog from your phone. I haven't figured out how to set up our wireless internet, but who cares!!! I'm on a computer, in my home, writing a post! With CABLE TV in the background. Please! My brain is melting out of my ear and my geek level just shyrocketed (especially after the Dr Who marathon I watched yesterday - the Twin Streams facility episode was beyond brilliant, and the cybermen were back! And - SPOILER ALERT - The Doctor IS MARRIED! Could little Time Lords be on the way?!)
Okay, I'm going to turn my geek level down a notch before I turn into Sheldon Cooper. So I have no more excuses for non-existant blog posts or not knowing what is happening on Dancing With the Stars (except that I don't watch it). Yay Internet! I love you!
