So this is the third time that I've tried to publish a post using the blogger app on my phone. I've learned that if reception is poor, you'll lose your post. And you may just lose it for no reason. Anyway, I'm still pricing internet options and things tend to move extra slow when the old man has to make a monetary decision (I've nicknamed him Mr. Crabs and if you don't know why'd you need to get out from under your rock and watch Spongebob Squarepants). It's times like these that I wish I lived in a huge city over a Starbucks so that I could use their WiFi. Mr. Crabs would like that, too.